i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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