Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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