Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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