No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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