Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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