I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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