I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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