i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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