oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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