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VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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