Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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