I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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