ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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