He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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