the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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