have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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