at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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