Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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