Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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