woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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