But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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