Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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