Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I look better un-naked...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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