Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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