Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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