Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I intend to get homeless drunk
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He better not be in your backpack
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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