So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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