Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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