You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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