I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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