she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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