so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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