Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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