is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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