Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.