He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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