I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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