Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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