I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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