hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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