wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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