Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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