somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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