I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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