Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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