Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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