yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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