You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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