He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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