Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
All I want is dick and wine.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
