She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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