There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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