Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like