She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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