i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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