dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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