Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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